Guess what? You guessed it.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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Badabing.

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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A storm be brewin!

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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