what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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women's rights

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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