Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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