One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

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your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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What's the difference between a soldier and a black man? A black man lives a normal life, probably working a full time job to bring income to his family. A soldier has seen his friends killed right before his very eyes, has probably killed, and most likely has night terrors accompanied by the sounds of gunshots and grenades. He will suffer trauma up until he dies of a heart attack in his mid 80's after experiencing a terrifying flashback of life in the war.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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Pickles are moist.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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What is the name of the car? What

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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