Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A storm be brewin!

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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What comes after 69? 70

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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''In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd.''

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Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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