- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Know what's funny? Jokes.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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