- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

Why so serious ?

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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