- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

so today i took a poop. hehe

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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