Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

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Dig Bick Your dislexic

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Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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There was a scientist that was doing a social experiment with mothers and their children. The name of first kid was named candy because it was her mothers favourite thing. The second kid name was rose because it was her mothers Favourite thing. The last mother knew what was happening and said to her son "Come on Dick".

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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What comes after 69? 70

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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