Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

once upon a time, it snowed

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Nothing. He made it home safely.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

woman's rights

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

What black and has children A black man

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Why so serious ?

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

whats chinese noodles

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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