- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

800 people died last year. end of story

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

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