Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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