- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

I enjoy Popcorn

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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