- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Knock, knock. Door opened.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

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