Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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you gay?

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Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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