- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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