- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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