- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Title IX

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

Gus's mom

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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