- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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