- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

I enjoy Popcorn

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

whats chinese noodles

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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