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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

you gay?

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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