- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

knock knock come in !

hi mom

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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