- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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