- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

What do u say to someone u don't like? I thought I'd let u no tht I don't like u...

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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