- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

An Asian person drove home safely.

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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