why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Take wrong turns

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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