whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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