- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

whats worse than a kane nothing

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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