- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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