why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

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Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

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why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

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Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

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Christ is a conspiracy

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