A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

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so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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a pornstar comes early to a party

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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