i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

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Always do, always will, I have overcome far worse, doctor told my mother when I was born (without a heartbeat) that I was dead, and if they somehow managed to get me breathing again (heart beating etc) I would have suffered so much brain damage that I would not have a concious mind, in other words I would never have been able to learn anything, not to speak nor to type... ...Gotta say I pretty much fucking disagree with the "good" old doctor, and for the record, my heart is as healthy as... Healthy can be I am ambidextrous, but because of this eyedrum mutant thing of mine, I cant tell left from right, because well, to my radar senses both are left and right. Sorry if I am not making much sense here, just bleed a bit out of my nose, had it been from my ears, things could have gotten ugly, but no, its all good.

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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Eric is gay Ha

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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