- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Take wrong turns

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

Tucker Rivera

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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