A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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