- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Tucker Rivera

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

The WNBA

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

I went to work today....

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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