- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Why was the man sad? His wife left

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

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