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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

the NAACP

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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