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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

Yo mama so fat.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

Jews

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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