Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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N-E Pats never cheated

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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a mother cow walks up to her three child cows. the first cow asks: "mom, why am i named rose?" the mother responds with: "because when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head." the second cow asks: "what about me, mom?" the mother says: "when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." the third cow says: "AAAAOOOOOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO!" the mother screams: "SHUT UP REFRIDGERATOR."

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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