- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

800 people died last year. end of story

What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

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