- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Queens Park rangers

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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