How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

you will like this because i am black.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

White men's rights

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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