What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

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