Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

women's rights, lol

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Get it? More.

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

How do you scare a black man? You dont

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

N-E Pats never cheated

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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