- Anti Joke

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.