how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

Please don't shoot me

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

Jebron Lames.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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