- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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