- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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