N-E Pats never cheated

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

charlie sheen becomes sober.

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

Get it? More.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

women's rights, lol

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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