- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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