- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

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