- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

mexicans fishing

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

Kys

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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