- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

Whats worse than suicide? death

nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

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