- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YEAH THEY DO!

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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