- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

charlie sheen becomes sober.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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