Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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