Charles Manson is innocent.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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roy g biv

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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