Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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