A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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mexicans fishing

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Kys

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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