- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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