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Antijokes...

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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