- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

what's the difference between a crocodile?

How will the world end? That information is unknown

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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