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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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