You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

Charles Manson is innocent.

What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

The chicken crossed the road.

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

#IsaiahAfterAD&B

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

roy g biv

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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