- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

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Ready for something funny? nothing

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

Knock knock open

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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