What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

How do you scare a black man? You dont

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

N-E Pats never cheated

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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