do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

4 hours later.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

sky silverstein

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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