- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

cats are pussies

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??