- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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