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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

A penis walks into a bar..

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

anal seepage

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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