- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

4 hours later.

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

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