- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is big round and fat? Your MOM

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

What's brown an sticky Shit

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

the NAACP

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

How many people live in China? At least ten.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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