What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

* anti-punchline

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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