- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

jd and zach loves vigina

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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