knock knock? come in

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Sixty... eight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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