- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

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