You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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What's worse than having to tie one of your shoelaces after walking 5 miles? Getting a 56 year old mixture of blood, urine and sperm injected in your asshole.

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How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

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A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

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there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

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I don't believe in giraffes.

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What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

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That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

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How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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