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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

are you saying pam, or pan?

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

The chicken crossed the road.

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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