How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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