How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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