How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

John Cena

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

sky silverstein

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

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