- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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