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When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

A woman who lived alone with her parrot left her apartment to run to the store, forgetting that a plumber was scheduled to come and fix her sink. A few minutes later, the plumber arrived and knocked on the door. The parrot inside called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replied, "it's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink." The plumber waited for a bit and, seeing that nobody was coming to the door, knocked again. The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replied, a little more loudly, "it's the plumber! I've come to fix the sink!" Again the plumber waited. After a few more minutes, he knocked again. The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber yelled, as loudly as he could, "IT'S THE PLUMBER! I'VE COME TO FIX THE SINK!" Still, nobody came to the door. The plumber banged the door repeatedly, The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber screamed "IT'S...THE...PLUMBER!!! I'VE...COME...TO...FIX...THE...SIIIIIIINK!!!" and then, consumed with rage, clutched his chest and fell over dead from a stress-induced heart attack. A few minutes later, the woman returned home and, while opening her door, noticed the plumber lying dead in her hallway. She looked at her parrot and asked, "Who is it?" The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?"

Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What's brown an sticky Shit

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.