What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

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A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

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Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

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Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that mother*bleep* to drink all you want that *bleep* to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

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Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

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Your mother is so fat, she tried to suicide because she was unhappy with her weight. She tried a diet and it didn't work; she suffers from depression and went to see a doctor about her weight. Life is getting worse for your mother and she is starting to develop diabetes. Your relatives and cousins are going to the hospital to visit her sometime this week; the doctor says she only has about a week left before she passes away.

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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