Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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The chicken crossed the road.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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Charles Manson is innocent.

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Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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