Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

are you saying pam, or pan?

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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