Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Sixty... eight

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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