- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Bitch! Love, J.B.

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

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