- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

knock knock!? . . No.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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