- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Logan's gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

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