- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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knock knock!? . . No.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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