Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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The WNBA

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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I went to work today....

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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Take wrong turns

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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