- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Romans rights.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

Your Mother

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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