- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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