Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

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When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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what is big round and fat? Your MOM

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...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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