Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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Penis chickens

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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women's rights, lol

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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Get it? More.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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