How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

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A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

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what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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