Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?!?

thumb_up thumb_down -6

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

thumb_up thumb_down -6

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops