- Anti Joke

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.