Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

knock knock!? . . No.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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