A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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