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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

are you saying pam, or pan?

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

Yo mama's fat.

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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