N-E Pats never cheated

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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Get it? More.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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women's rights, lol

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

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Charles Manson is innocent.

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Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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