- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

I was once a hamster.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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